Sex, Drugs, and Vegetarian Sausage Rolls

Why hello there you. Haven't seen you in a while. You are looking fine, have you had a haircut? All these are the kind of things i would be saying to you, if you were real. But none of you are. You're all in my head. And this magic paper these words I am thinking are appearing on. Seems so utterly legit :)

You may have noticed that i am writing this slightly earlier tonight. This is as I am entertaining tonight. Who am i kidding, I'm entertaining every night! But I do have someone over, so you'll have to make do with this a bit earlier then normal.

 Just rememered that, awesome right?



Another thing I have been thinking of lately, is how awesome it would be to be able to teleport. I mean, you could go anywhere you want at a moments notice. And you could do all nightcrawler crazy fighting side, you know appearing behind people's back and all that stuff. But then you might get your spine ripped out like that dude from X Men Origins. Hmmmm.... is it worth it? I think it would be.







Still no takers for my friend Will, there's gotta be someone right?
Have yourself a very merry friday!