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In my travels today, i have decided that the best animal to be a tatoo artist, would be an octupus. I mean come on, they have 8 arms! Tenctacles.... Legs? Yeah. They'res 8 of them! That, is 8 tatoos at once! Or doing 8 different parts of the same tatoo. Or like doing 2 parts of 3 tatoos and then 1 part of 2.... or any other number of other combinations. Someone should look into that. See if it's animal abuse. Or just plain genius.
Oh and they supply their own ink. Perfect.


"Two pumps and a squirt and its over" This is what i just heard on t.v. To be fair, i am watching the joy of teen sex, but that doesn't really sound joyful does it? Unless you've got something to do in like, a few seconds. They just mentioned that "this position will help her bring self-masturbation whilst in the position". Really? Is that what people want to see. Just there, casually having sex, all going well, look down to see how shes feeling. Oh wait, she's touching herself up. Nice to know my input was needed..... That would be so awkward. My suggestion to all you girlies out there considering this, just fake it, then pretend you have to go, and have a cheeky one yourself. Everyone's happy!

I found this picture, isn't it hilarious? Oooooooooooh yes!

Just to remind you all, still looking for a girl for Will, so don't hesitate to suggest someone!

Have a fun thursday night.