Like A Sexy Bus Conductor

Today I went to a lecture. As I can hear you all clamour for more information on such an interesting past time, I’ll put you out of your misery. It was on…. English literature! Boring you say? Why I hear you question? Well my dears, you would be right. It was a bit tedious; the presenter did really have the pizazz I come to expect from my lectures. However, it did have one thing which made my entire body flutter with delight. In one of the poems we were provided with, a simply stunning example of the poetry was used. The writer decided to go with the comparison “like a sexy bus conductor”. Genius right? Exactly. Pure beauty. So here’s a tip to all you lads and lasses out there who are in love. If you want to make your other half feel special, and I mean really really special, then tell them they are like a sexy bus conductor. On the other hand, use it as a pick up line, at a club or on your bus, so as to finally make the move on that which you’ve been lusting after.

On another note, I once again revisited my favourite film, and was reminded that I shouldn’t dream it, I should be it. I don’t think this is meant to be taken in the sense I should be what I dream, as that could have some dire consequences. Cos I seem to die a lot in my dreams. Although recently I was a pirate. Maaaaybe take that a different way. Perhaps it’s all “hey you, yeah, you, what are you waiting for man, stop hanging around with your dreams and do it. Look, I know it may be difficult, but it only takes a few steps to get where you want, so get out there, get motivated, and go take that course to become a bus conductor!”
 

I think we can all agree, wiser words are rarely spoke.
 

That is all.