As I write this, I am listening to the soundtrack from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. There will be those of you who have heard of this, the majority of you will not, and their may even be those one or two special little people who've seen this masterpiece of modern musicals. I would like to take this moment to recommend it to you all, as it is simply wonderful. Oh and it has NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IN!!!!! OH YEAH!!! I LOVE A BIT OF NPH!!! I urge you all to check it out :)

Now, back to what i normally do, write about utter crap. Whilst bathing my eyes in the glory of television that is American Horror Story, i found myself wondering what i would do if i was in a murder house. in theory i, and most of you, would leave. Or, i guess, die..... but where's the fun in that?! What would be more interesting of course, would be to become a cluedo-esque detective. I could find out all the interesting stories about the past of this murder house. Then again, I'd probably just die. Unfortunately that is a side effect of living in a murder house. And unlike in some horrors, American Horror Story seems to have recognised it, as absolutely fucking everyone seems to be dead. I mean come on! They've got the dead spilling out of the cellar in this story! Michael Myers from the original Halloween should take classes from this house, there really is no skunks in this house. Only Will will get that.

That brings me on to Will. I'm sure you've all noticed the rather splendid picture I've posted at the top there, well that was suggest by will.

 That there is Will. Say hi :) Now as I'm sure you can all see, Will is a rather beautiful young fella, don't you agree? But poor Will here has never had a girlfriend. You're shocked. I can tell. I was too. But don't worry, together we can fix this! So if you, or anyone you know, is interested in this Adonis of a man, then drop him an email at el-moss@hotmail.co.uk

Don't worry Will, I got your back bro!

That is all, thank you for your attention.